Toilet Seat Problem SOLVED

Men dislike having to bend down to lift UP the seat so they can take care of business...

Women dislike having to TOUCH the seat to LOWER it so they can take care of business...

Men lift UP the seat so they don't PEE on the seat... (yet they still pee on the toilet rim and floor, but that's another story...)

Women LOWER the seat so they don't fall IN the toilet...

Men think women should just look before they sit so they don't fall in...

Women think men should just learn how to aim the thing...

And therein lies the answer, if men could aim better, the toilet seat would be a non-issue... Perhaps instead of yielding wildly spraying hoses, they could sit. Yea, yea I know - men are thinking "if I sit "IT" will hit the water"... Uh huh...

Granted they have to sit to take care of other business (thank GAWD)...

But in all reality, it wont' happen... so, the debate continues!

Alethea Anderson
MultiMediaMom.com

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