Toilet Seat Problem SOLVED

Men dislike having to bend down to lift UP the seat so they can take care of business...

Women dislike having to TOUCH the seat to LOWER it so they can take care of business...

Men lift UP the seat so they don't PEE on the seat... (yet they still pee on the toilet rim and floor, but that's another story...)

Women LOWER the seat so they don't fall IN the toilet...

Men think women should just look before they sit so they don't fall in...

Women think men should just learn how to aim the thing...

And therein lies the answer, if men could aim better, the toilet seat would be a non-issue... Perhaps instead of yielding wildly spraying hoses, they could sit. Yea, yea I know - men are thinking "if I sit "IT" will hit the water"... Uh huh...

Granted they have to sit to take care of other business (thank GAWD)...

But in all reality, it wont' happen... so, the debate continues!

Alethea Anderson
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The Dishwasher is 12 inches From the Sink...

...seriously.... you don't even have to move your feet from the sink to load stuff in the dishwasher at my house...

I do admit, there some effort involved...

• Turn on sink...
• Rinse...(depending, i.e. egg)
• Twist to the right...
• Bend....
• Open dishwasher door...
• Place dirty dishes...
• Close dishwasher door...
• Complete, A+

Yes, I know, so much easier just to put it in the sink and let stuff turn to cement... :P

Alethea Anderson

MultiMediaMom.com

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Weird Comments by Blog Spammers.... Say What?!

Lately I've been getting some pretty weird blog comments.... I find is so very interesting the tactics that spammers utilize in hopes of getting past comment spam filters on blogs.... 

i.e. this lovely posting that was followed by a link to their website...

"Selecting the proper chair can be daunting what with the number of styles currently available within the market.Whether you such as your roast cooked rare or medium, click here for prime rib cooking times and directions to make certain you possess a perfectly roasted prime rib or rib roast for that holidays.The responsibilities were divided between your parents and Shanel this way: The parents earned all the money because they could with odd jobs, like janitorial work in a church, dishwashing inside a restaurant, and sewing in a downtown sweatshop, while Shanel learned around she could about how to complete everything else on this country and taught it to the entire family."

SAY WHAT?

I've seen a marked increase of these types comments in the past month or so... always worth a hoot or two, always weird, just no sense at all... 

Yea....that's why I approve comments.... LOL

Good news is, the more attempted 'spammers' means the blog is getting more views! LOL

Alethea Anderson
MultiMediaMom.com

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One Square of TP

Back to the topic of leaving ONE thing behind... What is the purpose of leaving one square of toilet paper on the end of the roll? (lol... Seinfeld moment... "do you have a square to spare?")

I know exactly WHY you do it, it's so you don't have to walk to the other room and get a new roll of TP... If you leave one square, technically the roll is not 'empty', therefore you need not get a replacement roll.  I on the other hand, beg to differ...

Remember that, next time you find one square left on your roll and there's no one around to save you, muaaa haaa haa....

Here's some fun crafty stuff you can do with empty toilet paper rolls...

Alethea Anderson
MultiMediaMom.com

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Why Leave ONE Cookie in the Cookie Jar?

Why oh why, when there is just one cookie left, does no one eat it? The lonesome Oreo sits there, no friends, until it goes stale... Why?  Why not just eat the Oreo instead of leaving it all alone in the bottom of the jar?  Just for the sake of not being the one who at the last cookie?  Just do it, what's one more?  Eat the last cookie!

On a fruitier note, I saw some Lemon Oreo Cookies at the store the other day, and, I actually bought them.  I'm not exactly sure why, probably due to the fact that I went shopping while I was hungry.  

Now I've had lemon cookies before, they can be quite tasty, like the Milano Lemon cookies - pure divinity!  Hoping these are good... I prefer making my own cookies from scratch, they are so much healthier (I make a super duper awesome oatmeal raisin cookie).  However sometimes I succumb to temptation and end up with crap filled fake food like Oreo...

I do believe that some cookies have no business being made.  I mean there are some WEIRD Oreo flavors coming out, I saw this one the other day and honestly said "YUCK" out loud, when I saw the end cap at a Target store...  Yes, Watermelon Oreo cookies, maybe someone thinks those sound good, this someone does not...

Equally disturbing were the Watermelon cupcake mix (and matching frosting) I also saw at a Target store.  I don't know why, but watermelon does not sound good to me in any form, other than, well, watermelon fruit... Okay, Jolly Rancher watermelon candies are good - but that's it!

Off my cookie box.... Here's some Oreo fun!

Alethea Anderson

MultiMediaMom.com

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NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Do you ever find yourself living in one of those "Seinfeld Moments"?  Every time I make soup I find myself in the kitchen muttering "No soup for you!"...  Yea, well, so.... at least I admit it!

Here are some Top Secret Soup Nazi Recipes, enjoy...

Alethea Anderson
MultiMediaMom.com

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Dog Turds

Surely I'm not the only one who thinks of an Easter egg hunt when I head to the back yard to collect turds... Granted it's not as fun by any means. Sometimes I ponder why I seem to be the only one around here to tackles doodie duty...?

Wouldn't it be great if dogs scooped their own turds?  I often think of how perfect dogs would be if they never 'pooped'...  Meet my two turd machines, Astrid and Bodhi.

Here's some Dog Poo for Dummies, I just can't make this stuff up!

Alethea Anderson

MultiMediaMom.com

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